When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I'm not good at it. Amy Sedaris girlgoodhate Change image and share on social
I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting. Amy Sedaris interestpeopleplay Change image and share on social
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time. Amy Sedaris apartmentbadkitchen share on social
I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop. Amy Sedaris costumedreamgrow Change image and share on social
I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work. Amy Sedaris hardpublicwork Change image and share on social
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. Amy Sedaris funnygirllot Change image and share on social
Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy. Amy Sedaris babycallchild share on social
Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it. Amy Sedaris cuteforgetgift Change image and share on social
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way. Amy Sedaris aspectboreconvalescent share on social